1.David Crosby's Sperm, and Why the Hollywood Squares Downsized Me9:44 2.If You're Ever on a Talk Show, Don't Set It on Fire2:25 3.Salt and Pepper Nutsack3:21 5.Johnny Depp and the Electric Razor Ad5:00 7.Jack and Bobby in Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, and Chris Reeve8:48 8.Fabio and the Suicidal Goose2:18 9.Beaten by the Police4:37 11.Alcoholic Clowns and Katie Couric, Screech's Huge Cock, and Granny Porn6:06 12.Star Wars Fans Are Uber-nerds3:51 13.Operation 51st State5:34 14.Mascot Suicide and Orgasm Impressions4:52