2012
Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labsby The Locust
1.How to Become a VIrgin0:49 2.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?0:58 3.Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur0:52 4.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed0:36 5.The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office0:50 6.Perils of Believing in Round Squares0:58 8.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe0:50 9.Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs0:39 10.Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine0:43 11.Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby0:44 12.Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia1:05 13.Flight of the Wounded Locust2:38 14.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed0:42 15.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case0:35 16.This Is Radio Surgery0:41 17.Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition0:46 19.Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle1:00 20.Moth-Eaten Deer Head1:13 21.Brand New Set of Teeth0:38 22.How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector0:42 23.Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth0:47 24.Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)0:30 25.Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)0:33 26.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees0:46 27.Straight From the Horse's Mouth1:12 28.An Extra Piece of Dead Meat0:39 29.Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys1:06 30.Backbones of Jack Asses1:26 31.Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality0:38 32.Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour0:43 33.High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family0:59 34.Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)0:49 35.Kill Roger Hedgecock0:48 36.Hairspray Suppository0:50 38.Prepare to Qualify0:34 40.Off by a Long Shot0:43 42.Head Hits Concrete0:49 44.Keep Off the Tracks1:20