1.Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath3:23 2.Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath1:42 3.Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap3:31 4.Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap2:09 5.Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub3:19 6.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home2:39 7.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub0:59 8.Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub2:24 9.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue2:20 10.Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet1:13 11.Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub2:49 12.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Groan1:28 13.Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself5:10 14.Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree2:25 15.Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom2:47 16.Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom3:51 
