2.Midgets and Gay Bars0:49 5.Hank Williams Jr. High School1:51 6.Hooters and Hooters Airlines4:39 7.Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait1:49 9.The Right to Bare Arms!4:08 11.Faith Healers and Weight Problems4:02 12.Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV... No Lie)6:36 13.Throwed Outta Penney’s1:01 14.Shavin’, Waxin’, Primpin’ and Shootin’ Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don’t Care Who Ya Are!)3:25 16.Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I’m Hammered at 4 A.M.)4:13 
