1.Laissez Fanfare (Album Cover)0:36 2.Becoming Partly Cloudy (Weather Forecast)2:39 3.My Bill (Collection Letter)2:37 4.A Plea of Guilty (Traffic Ticket)2:04 5.Not Responsible for Shrink (Laundry Ticket)2:58 6.Love (Webster's Definition)4:08 7.Should the Need Arise (Air Passenger Instructions)3:32 8.Do Not Remove This Tag (Upholstery Label)2:25 9.Selective Service Minuet (Draft Card Notice)2:31 10.Apple Pie (Recipe)3:33 11.Legal Tender (Five Dollar Bill)2:41 12.When You Reach 65 or Die (Social Security Card)2:56 13.This Is a Recording (Telephone Operator's Message)3:13 
