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OMG, the second of the three best Van Halen albums of all time, starting with 5150 and ending with For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Where do I begin? OU812 is the best of them all. Rhythms that leave me crying. Off-rhythm that makes your heart skip a beat. Vocals that make me sweat. Lyrics that make you think. Skins that make a caveman pass out. Lead guitar that breaks the sound barrier. Background vocals from heaven. Can I say more? This album inspires the rocker in me. This album might be the reason you have a tattoo. OU812 is legal drugs. Ah, hell, just buy it. Wear out the CD in your car stereo, parked in the driveway for the hundreth time at midnight even though you got off work at five, not ashamed in the slightest that your neighbor is holding a broom menacingly while considering your demise. Then she sees the smile on your face and realizes it's just not worth it. Get the picture?